February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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“Kid, this company’s bust. For years I’ve been giving away free toys...”
– Krusty the Clown - as Santa - from The Simpsons “The Fight Before Christmas”
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Target Doesn't Want Your Group Of Students To... →
I’m wondering what this Target does if it unexpectedly gets more than 25 people in its store? Kick people out? Do they have velvet ropes and a bouncer with one of those headphone thingies and a clipboard at the door to handle crowd control?
November 2011
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October 2011
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Top 10 Giant Movie Monsters →
Good list except for the inclusion of the monster from Cloverfield, the worst monster movie ever made. The only list I want to see Cloverfield on is the Top 10 Craptastic Movies Kevin Wants His Money Back For. (I may have to publish that list someday.) Otherwise, this list has some great monsters on it.
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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t...”
– Steve Jobs (1955-2011), from his commencement speech at Stanford University in 2005
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September 2011
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Tokyo trains have lightsaber handrails →
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10 Star Trek Episodes We're Glad They Never Filmed →
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“President Obama’s re-election campaign is doing a contest where...”
– Conan O’Brien
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“It will triple guarantee that all children will get to be the thing they wanted...”
– The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart on President Obama’s jobs bill
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“It’s so brilliantly arbitrary. Perfect, there you go, you want higher fuel...”
– The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart on Mitt Romney’s plan - if he’s elected president - to have government agencies remove a regulation for every regulation they enact
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Top 10 Most Important Astronomers →
(via Listverse)
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August 2011
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Breaking Free of Your Caffeine Habit →
I need this. My caffeine intake is ridiculous and it’s always via unhealthy sources like energy drinks or soda. 10 days? Think I can hack that.
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10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Batman →
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It’s Duran Duran Appreciation Day so here’s my ranking of their 13 studio albums from most appreciated to least:
1. The Wedding Album
2. Rio
3. Duran Duran
4. Astronaut
5. All You Need is Now
6. Notorious
7. Big Thing
8. Seven and the Ragged Tiger
9. Liberty
10. Medazzaland
11. Pop Trash
12. Red Carpet Massacre
13. Thank You
July 2011
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June 2011
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10 Movies That Famous People Don't Want You to See →
I saw Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park - it was a TV movie - when I was a kid.
It was spectacular. Why the shame?
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“When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read it to you.”
RIP Peter Falk
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Grittier Toy Story action figures →
I like things like this. Anyone know of any for “The Incredibles”? It’s my favorite Pixar film.
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28 Great Movies From the Perspective of Minor... →
A lot of these are good, but #1 may be the greatest fake film poster ever created.
NSFW language.
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8 Actors You Won't Believe Voiced Famous Cartoon... →
The Black Eyed Peas’ Fergie? Charlie Brown’s little sister? That Fergie?
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Missed it by that much →
Leonard B. Stern died.
He created two awesome things that made me laugh. The first was the television show Get Smart.
The second was one of the greatest games ever created, Mad Libs. I laughed a lot playing that game. So did many others - more than 150 million copies of Mad Libs have sold.
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10 More Things You Ought To Know →
Warning: Contains a picture of a headless chicken. A living headless chicken.
Don’t forget to read the first 10 Things You Ought to Know.
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9 Mind-Blowing Pieces of Art Made With Ridiculous... →